IC Character Contact

[robocreep]

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Comments

pretend this is backdated to the 7th ok

[idkmybffjesus]

Soundwave — [ It starts out clearly, if a little fraught, but gets choked. ] He's dead.

doodly doodly doo pretending!

[robocreep]

User is aware.

Query: Why was subject at battle site

[idkmybffjesus]

I don't — I don't know. Does it matter? He's dead because one of you fucks bled on him!

[robocreep]

Energon: Caustic to human skin.

Unintentional.

Subject should have remained at least one mile from ground zero.

User Soundwave not responsible for casualties

[idkmybffjesus]

Bullshit! Subject was trying to help, if I know him at all! Who was it? Was it Megatron's, or the guys he was fighting?

[robocreep]

Organics cannot help. Death toll: Projected less if organic beings had remained away. Subject was being dangerous.

Other projected deaths: Crushing. Incineration. Autobots and Decepticons both capable of destruction.

[Well he's not going to lie about this one]

User Megatron's energon: Enhanced by highly dangerous substance.

[idkmybffjesus]

[ there's a pause here
a long, scheming sort of pause ]

Alright — so it was him. Alright. [ another pause, and a slow breath out. ] Okay.

[robocreep]

[lol what are you gonna do against Megatron? Soundwave is totally fine with giving away this knowledge]

Most likely accidental

[idkmybffjesus]

[ not much BUT HE'S SURE GONNA TRY IT ANYWAY ]

Yeah. Because we're just ants to you, right? Even him.

[robocreep]

[Will you stop invoking his non-feelings?]

Humans: Varying levels of importance.

Non-combatants.

Should not have been involved.

User Biff/User Yeshua: Set as important humans

[idkmybffjesus]

[ flatly: ] That doesn't do any good, Soundwave. He's dead.

[robocreep]

Accidental.

Blaming Soundwave: Pointless.

User was not responsible for death.

Attempting to remain functional on the field: Priority

[idkmybffjesus]

Just — I just wanted you to know. He's dead, and you guys did it.

[ and then he HANGS UP LIKE A RUDE MAN, because he's got some explosives to go make ]

[robocreep]

[Humans are dumb]

voice. | 01/13

[deiform]

I'm sorry about Judas, Soundwave. He's just upset. If you're all low on energon, I can start providing again today.

Also, I'd like to apologize to your leader about Biff and Judas. I know he wasn't harmed, but I also think it's important to.. to make sure he knows that we intend to keep the peace.

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[robocreep]

User Biff inconsolable.

Attend to User Biff immediately.

[And tell him to stop harassing Soundwave]

[deiform]

I have been. I mean, last night.. this morning.

[robocreep]

...

Details unnecessary.

Inform user Biff that Soundwave holds no grudges

[deiform]

[ eh??? ] Well, I wasn't going to-- I mean, it was just a lot of talking, anyway.

I will, then. Thanks, Soundwave.

[robocreep]

[He doesn't want to know about your gross human foreplay]

Suggestion: Avoid battles. Inexperienced. Unarmored.

Approaching battle site was ill advised. Suicidal

[deiform]

.. I know it was kind of stupid. I was worried about other people going to investigate, though. [ s-sigh.. ] And I wasn't expecting Judas and Biff to react that way, either.

[robocreep]

Reminder: Human is human messiah.

Wars have been fought over human.

Several.

Many lives lost.

Death of Messiah: Inevitably will cause unrest